放屁笑话十则?
1、一只母鸡正舒服的孵着蛋。突然,一颗蛋从它的屁股下硬是钻了出来。母鸡:怎麽回事?你怎麽跑出来了?小鸡蛋:你……你……你放屁!!!母鸡:@#$*&……2、人家说脱裤子放屁是多此一...
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有钱就是老大,别人说有钱人放屁都是香的,真的假的
小的是永安当新任的掌柜景天,景天的景,景天的天景天:以臭致臭(汗水,老大,你那白白的小脚丫,臭么)景天:鸡头,鸡归你,剩下的是我。包子呢,你吃皮我吃肉。(你这个景扒皮)景天:双之...
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有钱就是老大,别人说有钱人放屁都是香的,真的改危他叫科识花师假的
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一个电影片段:三个人从地道逃跑结果因为一个人放屁另一个人笑让敌人发现了。这是那部电影啊?好像是二?
大鼻子情圣这是一部具有喜剧革效怎龙树迅色彩的爱情悲剧,它具有古头断责款单典悲剧所特有的崇高,因此作为舞台剧改编电影的经典而载入了电影史册。本片获1991年度第16届恺撒奖最佳影片...
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大鼻子情圣CyranodeBergerac(1990)导演:让-保罗·拉佩纽编剧:让-克劳德·卡瑞尔主演:杰拉尔·德帕迪约/安妮·波诺什/文森特·佩雷斯/雅各布·韦伯/罗兰·伯汀...
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一个电影片段:三个人从地道逃跑结果因为一个人放屁另一个人笑让敌人发现了。这是那部电影啊?好像来自是二
大鼻子情圣这是一部具有喜剧色彩的爱情悲剧,它具有古典悲剧所特有的崇高,械得青罪志究服六少多因此作为舞台剧改编电影的经典而载入了电影史册。石七张章采制点丰本片获1991年度第16届...
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贵远国际送车是骗局么
张贵远放屁就好听!但绝对100%是骗人!最买民树终目的骗钱!郑州濮阳会议他贼胆包天与积极去参会的会外区委讲架员签下4万亿的投资意向合同。并全部委以省级高管。会员对接企育职导叶兵担...
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一受N来自攻的小说
《史前男妻咸鱼翻身记》原始**好,原始**男女老少光着屁股满地跑;原始**好,原始**360问答咪咪如云鸡鸡如林一眼看个饱;原始**好,原始**大家看对头眼了就随地搞一搞……可等...
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歇后语!!甲校!!!!!!!!!!!1
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9县奏赶消场想的职银足0后女生说90后男生幼稚到底是是什么意思
上课一排全睡,考试全都不会,成绩基本个位,抽烟打牌都会,打饭从不排队,逃课成群结队,短信发到欠费,上街花钱干脆,穿越如痴如醉,(cf)地下忘记疲惫,(地下360问答城)炫舞手鼓敲...
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家里有只黄色的老鼠!怎么办才好
楼主你好有老鼠就要赶尽杀绝老鼠的繁殖能力很强你不杀它讲几运国收现在是一只将来就是一窝甚至搞个部落出来在一个月前我屋里就冒出一只小老鼠(当时还以为是大蟑螂黑乎乎的一团跑的太快没看清...
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