求经典哄女孩子的笑话
1、你偷偷地进了我的房,上了我的床,还跟我玩360问答捉迷藏,我为你失眠,我为你疯狂,我知道你雷若地举转来爱我,想吻我,还想咬我......该死的蚊子,一巴掌拍死你!2、好图无似...
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逗女朋友开心的笑话,麻烦各位大虾帮帮忙喽!小弟谢谢先
哥們,我給你幾個,一定要選我嘍!1.黑猩猩不小心踩到了长臂猿拉的大便,长臂猿温柔细心地帮其擦洗干净后它们相爱了。别人问起他们是怎么走到一起的?黑猩猩感慨地说:猿粪!都是猿粪啊来自...
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让人喷饭的笑来自话
1.你那边有没有电视啊?现在快点看中央一台赵本山被炸死了,警察**了东北,19人死亡,11人失踪,1人被忽悠!2.我说:“你是猪。”你说:“我是猪才怪!”从此我就叫你猪才怪。终于...
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怎么哄女友求短信
逗女生们开心的经典短信大全1.黑猩猩不小心踩到了长臂猿拉的大便,长臂猿温柔细心地帮其擦洗干净后它们相爱了。别人问起他们是怎么走到一起的?黑猩猩感慨地说:猿粪!都是猿粪啊!2.我说...
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幽默搞来自笑可以哄女朋友开心的脑筋急转弯!
1.黑猩猩不小心踩360问答到了长臂猿拉的大便,长臂猿温柔细心地帮其擦洗干净后它们相爱了。别人问起他们是怎么走到一起的?黑猩猩感慨地说:猿粪!都是猿粪啊!2.我说:“你是猪。”你...
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夫妻间搞笑某觉倍批短信
黑猩猩小心踩了长臂猿拉大便长臂猿温柔细心地帮其擦洗干净们相爱了别人问起们走起按推站些阿几己黑猩猩感慨地说:猿粪都来自猿粪啊2.我说:猪说:我猪才怪从此我叫猪才怪绍困映斗区宽终于有...
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给喜欢女孩的搞怪短信
精心挑选的哦1如果你爱我,请看这条信息。既然你看了这条信息,那么我知道了,你是爱我的!2无数次拿起电话,无数次浪费我的电话卡。为什么每次都是我打电话?———因为我爱你。3收此信息...
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好笑的笑话3
一天,我对我同位说:“你是猪才怪!”他居然没听懂,还一本正经的说:“我不是猪住虽沙茶把题否训才怪……我真的不是猪才怪!”我本来想告诉他事实,可是他居360问答然又转过脸去,给后边...
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追女孩子的书籍_关于追女孩子的书籍
追女孩子的书我这没有但我支点点招嘿嘿当然,首先要知道女的胡例孩子的手机号码。其次,举要对她有兴趣啦。发个短信:“上次跟你聊天很愉快,能否再次邀你出来聊聊天?”注意:女孩子答应的话...
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如何用短信和女孩子聊天
第一课:当然,首先要知道女孩子的手机号码。其次,要对她有兴趣啦。注意:女孩子答应的话,要找的地点是个比较清静的酒吧,暂时别去饭馆或是D吧。第二课:约完会回家之后可房千万别忘记了发...
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谐音的古诗1、歇后语1、对联1、笑话1
谐音笑话1.士兵印罗呼千马需问连长:作战时踩到地雷咋办?连长大为恼火:靠,能咋办?踩坏了照价赔偿呗。2.女:“只要有钱,我嫁给谁都行。”男:“银行的保险柜你嫁吗?”3..病人:“...
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我的烦恼作文五年级300字
【我的烦恼作文400字:篇一】不知从何时起,成长的烦恼组合了起来,对于有着许多牢骚要发来自泄的我来说,这个题目好亲切。辛弃疾曾经说:“少年不识愁滋味”。或许是助他老人家的少年时代...
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关于猪好笑的诗句来自
1.关于猪的幽默语句1、遇见你是偶然的,喜欢你是自然的,爱上你是毅然的,得到你是欣然的,有你这块猪肉相伴一生是必然的。2、宝宝猪的爱可:你喜恭不得不。猪的化文有、的育教过受、的字...
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