【侧耳倾听自我介绍】
Kk名:侧耳倾听_互关。
姓名:XW。
身高:会继续长的。
年龄:14(初二学生)
性格:暴躁,憨憨一枚。
爱豆:书欣💖.Lisa.💗奶罐.❤俊凯.💙
爱好:收集文案 听歌📻 💰💰 eat 追剧📺
就是一个晚来的自我介绍
这是一个晚来的自我介绍
侧耳倾听--互关
超可爱适合发朋友圈沙雕文案
不要说我胖,我会认为你在嫉妒我,吃得比你好。
Don't call me fat, I will think you are jealous of me and eat better than you.
大家好,我给大家介绍一下我的妈妈,国家一级抬杠选手。
Hello, everyone, I would like to introduce my mother, the national level lifter.
终于结束了大半年的单身生活,现在开始下半年的了。
Finally ended the most half of the year of single life, now began the second half of the year.
你知道为什么我这么好看吗?因为我的爸爸妈妈,给了我一张胡说八道的嘴。
Do you know why I look so good? Because my parents gave me a mouth full of nonsense.
谁给我的QQ喂了止咳糖浆,我感觉这个企鹅已经好久没咳嗽了。
Someone gave cough syrup to my QQ. I think this penguin hasn't coughed for a long time.
第一次做饭,问我爸咋样,他说:这盐炒得不错,有淡淡的菜香。
The first time cooking, asked my father how, he said: the salt Fried well, there is a hint of vegetable aroma.
真挚的友谊来自源源不断的问候,大家早上好,祝大家永远单身。
True friendship comes from endless greetings. Good morning to all. May you remain single forever.
期末考最崩溃的时候,是看到一道题,模糊的记得老师讲过,但清楚地记得自己没听。
The final exam most collapse of time, is to see a problem, vaguely remember the teacher said, but clearly rem
ember that they did not listen.
我吴雩了