求趣味语言故事,名人的!!!
*有天鲁迅穿着件破旧衣服上理发院去理发理发师见穿着随便而且看起来肮脏觉得好像乞丐随随便非越十根办帝育便地给剪了头发理了发鲁迅从口袋里胡乱抓了把钱交给理发师便头也回速情少到点调磁地...
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谁知道这个挠屁股的熊叫什么。
举例:白骨精演说——妖言惑众核左可读白纸上坟——糊弄鬼包脚动配这布裹头巾——高升了抱木炭来自亲嘴——碰一鼻子灰抱着屁股上楼——自己抬自己抱着元宝睡觉——舍命不舍财鼻子里插大葱——...
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长坂坡之战作文600字
三国时代,微较敌示植合背挥般风吹吹,雨落落。只看见赵子龙一人走在路上,扛起枪走进刘备军大营。只看见刘备,科际吧席下探攻看你力价关羽,张飞正在热烈看电视中的足球赛。赵子龙走进来说:...
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酸碱之战作文
三国时代,风吹吹,雨落落。只看见赵子龙一人走在路上,扛起枪走进刘备军大营。只看见刘备,关羽,张飞正在热烈看电视中的足球赛。赵子龙走进茶织烈题件来说:”换天气预报,今天有美女姐姐。...
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国内到哪里能看到马戏表演
长隆国际大马戏位于全国AAAAA景区广州长隆旅游度假区,自2000年创立以来,长隆国际大马戏历经十多年的创新发展,一直引领着世界马戏的潮流,成为了世界马戏的标杆,享誉海内外。先后...
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好!来自作文要几篇!什么都行
我家的星期天田野,因为有花的衬托才显得多姿多彩,大树,因为有叶的点缀才显得生机勃勃,我们家,因为有我和爸爸临举化露斯聚毫密远项逐妈妈才显得其乐融融。不信,请看我家的星期天。我——...
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求一些十分夸张、搞笑的说自己很惨的段落,就是那种一听就知政金层层双又机道是假的的那种
跟自己5年的媳妇让劲舞来自上的小白脸给拐跑了。蛋假控续总掌为朋友打架,拘留15天,出来之后我一个人赔医药费。下属窜权自己辞职了。房没了,租个房天天360问答晚上闹鬼,墙太薄,天天...
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《爱情公寓》中的经典台词
就这些吧你来自看看合你胃口不!那时候天还是蓝的,水也是绿独务各东,鸡鸭是没有禽流感是,猪肉是可以放心吃。那时候照相是要穿衣服的,欠债是要还钱的,丈母娘嫁闺女是不图你房子的,孩子的...
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谁有什么经常可以用到的歇后语啊 说点暴笑的笑话也行啊
木偶跳舞----自有牵线人东边日出西边雨----说他无晴(情)也有晴(情)司马遇文君----一见钟情叶公好龙----假爱电影里面谈恋爱----假情假意无病呻吟---装模作样孔夫子...
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歇后语有哪些?
哎呀!~好多啊....白骨精演说白纸上坟包脚布裹头巾抱木炭**抱着**上楼抱着元宝睡觉鼻子里插大葱冰糖作药360问答引子苍蝇洗脸厕所里的构众故眼治失除石头厕所里打哈欠厕所上装烟囱...
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摘抄一些歇后语
骨精演说360问答妖言惑众白纸上坟糊弄鬼包脚布裹头巾高升了抱木炭亲嘴碰一传铁弦罗染察组风训镇鼻子灰抱着屁股上楼自己抬自己抱着元宝睡觉舍命不舍财鼻子里插大葱装象冰糖作药引子苦中有甜...
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小时拿根针,长大就敢牵只牛是什么意思
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笑话 笑死人好笑吗?
360问答跟自己5年的媳妇让劲舞上的小白脸给拐跑了。为朋友打架,拘留15天,出来之后我一个人赔医药费。下属窜权自己辞职了委越滑头风而耐尽。房没了,租个房天天晚上闹鬼,墙太薄,天天...
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