大家国庆快乐。出门在外多拍照 在家写作业的晒晒作业 睡觉的……有个好梦。 三三陪我赶稿 😂
金丘
《那些有病的文案》
有次牙痛去看医生,医生说我的牙有点磨损,问我晚上睡觉磨不磨牙?
我说不知道啊,睡着了怎么能知道自己是不是磨牙。
医生说:奥,单身呀!
椰奶苏
【老王】皮聊扯蛋🌚
睡觉……🌝🔫
谁要做你朋友?我只想做你的男朋友🌝
🌚好,早上见,你们慢慢写作业吧,早在学校写完的我翘着二郎腿看着你们
苍髯老王
原型是公司的大黑猫,本名叫“葡萄”,捡来的时候眼睛完全睁不开了,我们还以为它已经瞎了,还好在小伙伴的精心照料下,不仅没瞎,而且非常…胖……日常最大的爱好是睡觉……而且任人蹂躏,毫不反抗( ̄▽ ̄)
总之是只漂亮的铁憨憨~~
绘制:我
文案:@巷子怪
活动还有10天结束啦~@-然喵呜罢了-企划组 冲吖~\(≧▽≦)/~
然喵呜罢了的楚月
女头
部位女头
敲可爱又俏皮的文案(适合谈恋爱🌚✨)
替身使者在线,有事欧拉,无事木大。
The stand-in messenger is online, something is Euler, nothing is big.
您好,我现在临时有事不在,我可能在吃饭,可能在睡觉,可能出去玩了,也有可能去打小怪兽了,但是这都不重要,因为我要揪着你的耳朵问你:如果我是DJ你还会爱我吗?
Hello, I'm temporarily out of business now. I may be eating, sleeping, maybe going out to play, or maybe going to play a little monster, but it doesn't matter, because I want to grab your ear and ask you: If I DJ, will you still love me?
本店所有服务皆为虚拟服务,不接受投诉举报,一切都以沙雕为主,请大家对自己的行为负责,祝大家能拥有一次愉快的体验。
All services in this shop are virtual services. Complaints and reports are not accepted. Everything is mainly sand sculpture. Please be responsible for your actions. I wish you all a pleasant experience
这边因泄露了蟹堡王的祖传秘方,海洋监管局已将她抓获,待释放之时她会主动与您联系。
Here, because the ancestral secret recipe of King Crabburg was leaked, the Oceanic Supervision Bureau has captured her, and she will contact you when she is released.
你好,有困难就找超级飞侠,也可以呼叫汪汪队,实在不行去找德莱联盟,总之我现在不在。
Hello, if you have any difficulties, you can find Super Flying Man, or you can call the Wangwang team. You can’t find the Delaware Alliance. In short, I am not here.
你好,探险找朵拉,洗脸找依古比古,饿了找海绵宝宝,找工具喊“噢土豆” ,要解决困难找超级侦探并和他们一起想想想,反正我就是没空。
Hello, explore to find Dora, wash your face to find Igubigo, look for SpongeBob when you are hungry, find a tool to call "Oh Potato", to solve the difficulties, find a super detective and think about it with them, anyway, I just have no time.
嘿嘿(•̀⌄•́)第一次发长篇的
『水印已除,点赞抱图,🈲二转!』
sunghoon1208
“七八月的骄阳,24度的室内,冰镇过的清甜西瓜和桃子,干净的地板铺上毛茸茸的垫子,背后靠着沙发,电视机里播放着有趣的综艺节目,还有猫咪缩在怀里睡觉,这大抵就是我的夏季了。”
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