医院幽默故事?
某医院一个护士工作不认真,经常对患者漫不经心,有次病去打针,看到护士在玩手机游戏,便对护士说,您好!请给我打针好吗?护士头没抬说道:"爬在那里做好准备,患者回话说,好的!时间一分...
展开阅读全文 ![](data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAABgAAAAYBAMAAAASWSDLAAAAG1BMVEUAAABuk71wj79vkr1wj79wn79vlL1vk75vk73EmhGbAAAACHRSTlMA0BDfIBDfv/U9wHQAAABISURBVBjTY6AlYBOC0OEJQIK9UQHEZpUQAJJMEmCpQIiYIohiBQlBpKASUCmwBETKQiiw2QFmunOjhAncKhYLkARcCihBWwAA5n0JqdkCrS4AAAAASUVORK5CYII=)
收起 ![](data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAABgAAAAYBAMAAAASWSDLAAAAHlBMVEUAAABuk71wj79vlL1wl79wn79vkr1vlL5vk75vk71klGr6AAAACXRSTlMA0BDfIBDfv7/eQcl1AAAARklEQVQY02OgNXA2QbBZLCc7ICQmSpogJIQUJytAOYETFZgkhSBsVhBDcaICRAJEA6XgEjApRhAJkmoAkmxFEK2KCQw0BAA5Lgp0ywp4owAAAABJRU5ErkJggg==)
幽默描写动物的段落?
某商店养了只鹦鹉,顾客进门就说欢迎光临,一少女不信就走了六次,鹦鹉连着说了六次,第七次时鹦鹉大怒说:老板,有人玩你的鸟!小孩把**养的鹦鹉偷回家,一进门,鹦鹉便叫:搬家啦!看见他...
展开阅读全文 ![](data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAABgAAAAYBAMAAAASWSDLAAAAG1BMVEUAAABuk71wj79vkr1wj79wn79vlL1vk75vk73EmhGbAAAACHRSTlMA0BDfIBDfv/U9wHQAAABISURBVBjTY6AlYBOC0OEJQIK9UQHEZpUQAJJMEmCpQIiYIohiBQlBpKASUCmwBETKQiiw2QFmunOjhAncKhYLkARcCihBWwAA5n0JqdkCrS4AAAAASUVORK5CYII=)
收起 ![](data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAABgAAAAYBAMAAAASWSDLAAAAHlBMVEUAAABuk71wj79vlL1wl79wn79vkr1vlL5vk75vk71klGr6AAAACXRSTlMA0BDfIBDfv7/eQcl1AAAARklEQVQY02OgNXA2QbBZLCc7ICQmSpogJIQUJytAOYETFZgkhSBsVhBDcaICRAJEA6XgEjApRhAJkmoAkmxFEK2KCQw0BAA5Lgp0ywp4owAAAABJRU5ErkJggg==)
阿p卖菜幽默故事?
你好,有一天,阿P开了一家菜摊,他卖的菜品种丰富,品质也非常好。一位顾客走过来,看着菜摊上摆满了各种蔬菜,不禁赞叹道:“阿P,你卖的菜真是太新鲜了!”阿P笑着回答:“是啊,这些蔬...
展开阅读全文 ![](data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAABgAAAAYBAMAAAASWSDLAAAAG1BMVEUAAABuk71wj79vkr1wj79wn79vlL1vk75vk73EmhGbAAAACHRSTlMA0BDfIBDfv/U9wHQAAABISURBVBjTY6AlYBOC0OEJQIK9UQHEZpUQAJJMEmCpQIiYIohiBQlBpKASUCmwBETKQiiw2QFmunOjhAncKhYLkARcCihBWwAA5n0JqdkCrS4AAAAASUVORK5CYII=)
收起 ![](data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAABgAAAAYBAMAAAASWSDLAAAAHlBMVEUAAABuk71wj79vlL1wl79wn79vkr1vlL5vk75vk71klGr6AAAACXRSTlMA0BDfIBDfv7/eQcl1AAAARklEQVQY02OgNXA2QbBZLCc7ICQmSpogJIQUJytAOYETFZgkhSBsVhBDcaICRAJEA6XgEjApRhAJkmoAkmxFEK2KCQw0BAA5Lgp0ywp4owAAAABJRU5ErkJggg==)
有趣的歇后语.谚语.幽默故事.提示语.精彩对白! 急急急
歇后语:猪八戒照镜子,关步铁证里外不是人。陈世美做驸马,喜新厌久。杜十娘陈宝箱,倾家荡产。关公面前耍大刀,不自量力张飞吃豆芽----小菜一碟张飞吃秤砣----铁了心诸葛亮吊孝--...
展开阅读全文 ![](data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAABgAAAAYBAMAAAASWSDLAAAAG1BMVEUAAABuk71wj79vkr1wj79wn79vlL1vk75vk73EmhGbAAAACHRSTlMA0BDfIBDfv/U9wHQAAABISURBVBjTY6AlYBOC0OEJQIK9UQHEZpUQAJJMEmCpQIiYIohiBQlBpKASUCmwBETKQiiw2QFmunOjhAncKhYLkARcCihBWwAA5n0JqdkCrS4AAAAASUVORK5CYII=)
收起 ![](data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAABgAAAAYBAMAAAASWSDLAAAAHlBMVEUAAABuk71wj79vlL1wl79wn79vkr1vlL5vk75vk71klGr6AAAACXRSTlMA0BDfIBDfv7/eQcl1AAAARklEQVQY02OgNXA2QbBZLCc7ICQmSpogJIQUJytAOYETFZgkhSBsVhBDcaICRAJEA6XgEjApRhAJkmoAkmxFEK2KCQw0BAA5Lgp0ywp4owAAAABJRU5ErkJggg==)
有没有关于语言的幽默故事 古今笑话 相声 歇后语 谚语 广告词或者影视剧的精彩对白
超级搞笑~~~~~来看看吧,给你好心情!(1)有一位病人来找精神科医师.病人:我一直觉得我是一只鸟.医生:喔.那很严重喔.从什么时候开始的.病人:从我还是一只小鸟的时候.(2)有...
展开阅读全文 ![](data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAABgAAAAYBAMAAAASWSDLAAAAG1BMVEUAAABuk71wj79vkr1wj79wn79vlL1vk75vk73EmhGbAAAACHRSTlMA0BDfIBDfv/U9wHQAAABISURBVBjTY6AlYBOC0OEJQIK9UQHEZpUQAJJMEmCpQIiYIohiBQlBpKASUCmwBETKQiiw2QFmunOjhAncKhYLkARcCihBWwAA5n0JqdkCrS4AAAAASUVORK5CYII=)
收起 ![](data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAABgAAAAYBAMAAAASWSDLAAAAHlBMVEUAAABuk71wj79vlL1wl79wn79vkr1vlL5vk75vk71klGr6AAAACXRSTlMA0BDfIBDfv7/eQcl1AAAARklEQVQY02OgNXA2QbBZLCc7ICQmSpogJIQUJytAOYETFZgkhSBsVhBDcaICRAJEA6XgEjApRhAJkmoAkmxFEK2KCQw0BAA5Lgp0ywp4owAAAABJRU5ErkJggg==)
歇后语5句,言语5句,幽默故事1个,精彩对白1个,相来自声1个.
挨鞭子不挨棍子——吃软不吃硬挨打的*去咬鸡——拿别人出气挨打的乌龟——缩脖子啦挨刀的鸭子——乱窜挨了巴掌赔不是——奴颜息**马:猜不着?使劲猜!郭:使劲猜?马:真猜不着?猜不着我...
展开阅读全文 ![](data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAABgAAAAYBAMAAAASWSDLAAAAG1BMVEUAAABuk71wj79vkr1wj79wn79vlL1vk75vk73EmhGbAAAACHRSTlMA0BDfIBDfv/U9wHQAAABISURBVBjTY6AlYBOC0OEJQIK9UQHEZpUQAJJMEmCpQIiYIohiBQlBpKASUCmwBETKQiiw2QFmunOjhAncKhYLkARcCihBWwAA5n0JqdkCrS4AAAAASUVORK5CYII=)
收起 ![](data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAABgAAAAYBAMAAAASWSDLAAAAHlBMVEUAAABuk71wj79vlL1wl79wn79vkr1vlL5vk75vk71klGr6AAAACXRSTlMA0BDfIBDfv7/eQcl1AAAARklEQVQY02OgNXA2QbBZLCc7ICQmSpogJIQUJytAOYETFZgkhSBsVhBDcaICRAJEA6XgEjApRhAJkmoAkmxFEK2KCQw0BAA5Lgp0ywp4owAAAABJRU5ErkJggg==)
在下面一则幽默故事的空白处添加适当的神态描写。
“爸爸,我长大了要当一名北极探险家。”(儿子比尔一脸认真地望着爸爸说)。“好极了,比尔。”爸爸(会来自心地点点头),(欣慰)地说。“可是我想立即开始训练准备。”比尔(又眨着眼睛,...
展开阅读全文 ![](data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAABgAAAAYBAMAAAASWSDLAAAAG1BMVEUAAABuk71wj79vkr1wj79wn79vlL1vk75vk73EmhGbAAAACHRSTlMA0BDfIBDfv/U9wHQAAABISURBVBjTY6AlYBOC0OEJQIK9UQHEZpUQAJJMEmCpQIiYIohiBQlBpKASUCmwBETKQiiw2QFmunOjhAncKhYLkARcCihBWwAA5n0JqdkCrS4AAAAASUVORK5CYII=)
收起 ![](data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAABgAAAAYBAMAAAASWSDLAAAAHlBMVEUAAABuk71wj79vlL1wl79wn79vkr1vlL5vk75vk71klGr6AAAACXRSTlMA0BDfIBDfv7/eQcl1AAAARklEQVQY02OgNXA2QbBZLCc7ICQmSpogJIQUJytAOYETFZgkhSBsVhBDcaICRAJEA6XgEjApRhAJkmoAkmxFEK2KCQw0BAA5Lgp0ywp4owAAAABJRU5ErkJggg==)
求推荐一些欧来自美好看的经典电影!<青春,校园,幽默,爱情,哲理>
《摇滚夏令营》《野孩子》《贱女孩》《风暴突击者》《**神偷》《许选钱意纳尼亚》《小飞侠彼得潘》《设想一下》《大学新生》《灰姑娘之舞动奇迹》《灰姑娘之玻璃手机》《高校天后》《辣妈辣...
展开阅读全文 ![](data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAABgAAAAYBAMAAAASWSDLAAAAG1BMVEUAAABuk71wj79vkr1wj79wn79vlL1vk75vk73EmhGbAAAACHRSTlMA0BDfIBDfv/U9wHQAAABISURBVBjTY6AlYBOC0OEJQIK9UQHEZpUQAJJMEmCpQIiYIohiBQlBpKASUCmwBETKQiiw2QFmunOjhAncKhYLkARcCihBWwAA5n0JqdkCrS4AAAAASUVORK5CYII=)
收起 ![](data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAABgAAAAYBAMAAAASWSDLAAAAHlBMVEUAAABuk71wj79vlL1wl79wn79vkr1vlL5vk75vk71klGr6AAAACXRSTlMA0BDfIBDfv7/eQcl1AAAARklEQVQY02OgNXA2QbBZLCc7ICQmSpogJIQUJytAOYETFZgkhSBsVhBDcaICRAJEA6XgEjApRhAJkmoAkmxFEK2KCQw0BAA5Lgp0ywp4owAAAABJRU5ErkJggg==)
编有关火柴人的故事。越多越好,要精彩幽默的。谢谢!
罗伊(尼古拉斯·凯奇NicolasCage饰)是一个手段高超的职业骗子,他有一个大胆且贪心的伙伴法兰克(萨姆·罗克韦尔Sam****well饰),他们一起搭档了很多年,几乎没有失...
展开阅读全文 ![](data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAABgAAAAYBAMAAAASWSDLAAAAG1BMVEUAAABuk71wj79vkr1wj79wn79vlL1vk75vk73EmhGbAAAACHRSTlMA0BDfIBDfv/U9wHQAAABISURBVBjTY6AlYBOC0OEJQIK9UQHEZpUQAJJMEmCpQIiYIohiBQlBpKASUCmwBETKQiiw2QFmunOjhAncKhYLkARcCihBWwAA5n0JqdkCrS4AAAAASUVORK5CYII=)
收起 ![](data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAABgAAAAYBAMAAAASWSDLAAAAHlBMVEUAAABuk71wj79vlL1wl79wn79vkr1vlL5vk75vk71klGr6AAAACXRSTlMA0BDfIBDfv7/eQcl1AAAARklEQVQY02OgNXA2QbBZLCc7ICQmSpogJIQUJytAOYETFZgkhSBsVhBDcaICRAJEA6XgEjApRhAJkmoAkmxFEK2KCQw0BAA5Lgp0ywp4owAAAABJRU5ErkJggg==)
推荐几部好看又来自很幽默搞笑的小说,谢了?
更一下,最近看了一本,名字叫《兔子必须死》,挺有自充何林达终意思,建议看。张小花的几本书都不错,《我就是妖怪》《谁都别惹我》《史上第一混搭》新书《铁掌无敌王小军》类似的《妖孽歪传...
展开阅读全文 ![](data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAABgAAAAYBAMAAAASWSDLAAAAG1BMVEUAAABuk71wj79vkr1wj79wn79vlL1vk75vk73EmhGbAAAACHRSTlMA0BDfIBDfv/U9wHQAAABISURBVBjTY6AlYBOC0OEJQIK9UQHEZpUQAJJMEmCpQIiYIohiBQlBpKASUCmwBETKQiiw2QFmunOjhAncKhYLkARcCihBWwAA5n0JqdkCrS4AAAAASUVORK5CYII=)
收起 ![](data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAABgAAAAYBAMAAAASWSDLAAAAHlBMVEUAAABuk71wj79vlL1wl79wn79vkr1vlL5vk75vk71klGr6AAAACXRSTlMA0BDfIBDfv7/eQcl1AAAARklEQVQY02OgNXA2QbBZLCc7ICQmSpogJIQUJytAOYETFZgkhSBsVhBDcaICRAJEA6XgEjApRhAJkmoAkmxFEK2KCQw0BAA5Lgp0ywp4owAAAABJRU5ErkJggg==)
有什么好看语言经典又幽默,黑道玄幻都可来自以,拜托推荐些
天翼免费小说网站去这交山哪里看吧,都有,有些TXT能下,有些不能,因为上传的是图片!玄幻:恶魔法则(作者:跳舞)讲的是穿越,一个现代人把在现代知识用在穿越的世界,比如足球比赛,热...
展开阅读全文 ![](data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAABgAAAAYBAMAAAASWSDLAAAAG1BMVEUAAABuk71wj79vkr1wj79wn79vlL1vk75vk73EmhGbAAAACHRSTlMA0BDfIBDfv/U9wHQAAABISURBVBjTY6AlYBOC0OEJQIK9UQHEZpUQAJJMEmCpQIiYIohiBQlBpKASUCmwBETKQiiw2QFmunOjhAncKhYLkARcCihBWwAA5n0JqdkCrS4AAAAASUVORK5CYII=)
收起 ![](data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAABgAAAAYBAMAAAASWSDLAAAAHlBMVEUAAABuk71wj79vlL1wl79wn79vkr1vlL5vk75vk71klGr6AAAACXRSTlMA0BDfIBDfv7/eQcl1AAAARklEQVQY02OgNXA2QbBZLCc7ICQmSpogJIQUJytAOYETFZgkhSBsVhBDcaICRAJEA6XgEjApRhAJkmoAkmxFEK2KCQw0BAA5Lgp0ywp4owAAAABJRU5ErkJggg==)
推荐几部好看的古言小说,轻松幽默的最好,林源损袁听特欢负止谢谢
1.《妃穿攻略:驯服坏坏**(完)》她为解除身上的诅咒而穿越时空,却中了另一个解不开的诅咒,爱情的诅咒。为了让那个恶魔远离自己,她辛辛苦苦帮他娶了个娇滴滴的二房夫人,可是他却看也...
展开阅读全文 ![](data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAABgAAAAYBAMAAAASWSDLAAAAG1BMVEUAAABuk71wj79vkr1wj79wn79vlL1vk75vk73EmhGbAAAACHRSTlMA0BDfIBDfv/U9wHQAAABISURBVBjTY6AlYBOC0OEJQIK9UQHEZpUQAJJMEmCpQIiYIohiBQlBpKASUCmwBETKQiiw2QFmunOjhAncKhYLkARcCihBWwAA5n0JqdkCrS4AAAAASUVORK5CYII=)
收起 ![](data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAABgAAAAYBAMAAAASWSDLAAAAHlBMVEUAAABuk71wj79vlL1wl79wn79vkr1vlL5vk75vk71klGr6AAAACXRSTlMA0BDfIBDfv7/eQcl1AAAARklEQVQY02OgNXA2QbBZLCc7ICQmSpogJIQUJytAOYETFZgkhSBsVhBDcaICRAJEA6XgEjApRhAJkmoAkmxFEK2KCQw0BAA5Lgp0ywp4owAAAABJRU5ErkJggg==)
小超人新课标必读丛书小故事大道理幽默大师晏子精彩句段
父亲:“小孩子不应该撒谎,我象你这么大的时候,从来没撒过谎!”孩子:“那你是多大开始撒谎的呢?”