喜爷爷搞笑语录
SMAP1、J桑很小目权季弱甚激绿都久以前就对中居说:你活不360问答过32岁。中居33岁的时候对J桑说:我33岁了。J桑撇了他一眼说:你还活着呀。2、J桑当年的三句口头禅:中居...
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名人搞笑语录
《小沈阳经典语录》1.再逼我,再逼我就装死给你看!2.老子不但有车,还是自行的!3.喜欢的话哥我给你买...(**到对方的怒意后)啊不,是“哥,我给您买!”4.鄙视我的人那么多,...
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2010最新搞笑语句
1、等我有钱了,咱买棒棒糖,买2根,,1根你看着我吃,另1根我吃给你看。2如果再让我遇见你,我会把你拉到卧室,回手锁上门,疯狂地把你推倒床上,用被子蒙住头,张开我的手臂,撸起来自...
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减肥搞笑语录
1、我有一颗减肥的心,和一个吃货的胃,它俩天天PK,我振限井操创讨掐指一算,艾玛今天胃又赢了!2、我在减肥。我既不节食也不运动。我用意念。我会瘦。我会瘦。我会瘦。3、有个朋友跟我...
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喊别人起床的搞笑语句
喊别人起床的搞笑语句【篇一:喊别人起床的灯王省胡决搞笑语句】你知道我们民兵训练的起床号是怎么吹的吗?“催猪起床——起床催猪——猪号作绝第陆级在床上——”【篇二:喊别人起床的搞笑语...
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洗脚搞笑语句
1、每天枸杞红糖水,晚上泡脚,周末爬山,就差让保温杯复出了2、现在中午睡觉前泡脚晚上泡脚泡完脚上床穿双厚袜子然后才能睡觉觉3、还没收拾完太累了寻思泡泡脚结果泡着泡着睡着了。4、用...
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*****的搞笑语句?
1.懂得美食的人,不会吃全熟的牛排;懂得爱情的人,不会许诺天长地久。2.聚餐时,朋友带来了未婚妻,很漂亮一**,想着该说点恭维话,脑子一抽冒出句:你长得跟整过容似的!结果那女孩特...
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求:经来自典搞笑语句语录,经典幽默哲理要状答语句,睿智经典语录。最好是最新的,以前老的已经让我搜集的差不多了360问答
1.我年轻,需要你指点,但不需要你指指点点。2.我曾经和一个人无数次擦肩而过,衣服都擦破了,也没擦出火花。3.厌倦,就是一个人吃完盘子里的食物后对盘子的感情。4.通往成功的路,般...
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粤语搞笑语录_粤语幽默语录
粤语,是一种汉藏语系汉语族的声调语言,也是汉族广府民系的母语。平常我们听粤语应该不少,那么关于粤语的搞笑语录又有哪些呢?以下是我整理的粤语搞笑语录,希望你们喜欢。粤语搞笑语录【精...
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厨师搞笑语录?
1.一只炒瓢一把勺,美味佳肴百味炒。炒的美味唱赞歌,炒的佳肴跳舞蹈。炒出人生美味道,炒出一生苦与乐。炒出食客心喜欢,炒出名声四海扬。世界厨师日祝你:走南闯北都不怕,天下第一称雄霸...
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猫和老鼠搞笑语录?
猫:“亲爱的360问答老鼠!我爱你,你知道吗?”老鼠:“我知道,你爱吃我。”猫:“我真的爱你,我爱你的心。”老鼠:“得不到文优革及吸题金氢我的人,想得到我的心,少跟我玩狐狸与乌鸦...
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陌陌经典搞笑语录
陌陌经典搞笑语录一个货真价实的帅哥是360问答不畏惧褴褛的衣衫和满是破洞的鞋的。下面是我为大家整理收集的关于陌陌的经典搞笑语录,欢迎大家的阅读。贵植妒础浓接1)睡觉算什么,有本事...
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游戏搞笑语录 游戏幽默句子
游戏搞笑语录游戏幽默句子世界上有两个我,一个间歇性发奋图强,一个持续性堕落放纵。都想抓住青春的尾巴,可乱惜青春是只壁虎。游戏搞笑语录1、都想抓住青春的尾巴,可惜青春是只壁虎。2、...
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