给点隐含的笑话,谢谢,
有一个女孩,18岁。她经常向别人讲一个故事:“一天我到的不武青件似危星顶笑群后面的森林玩,来到小河边采野花。忽然我仿佛听到一个声音在叫‘小姐’。我循着声音走过去,什么也没发现。这...
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因为不知道你的作文主题内容是什么,所以选了一些撒谎的片段,希望对你有帮助。1我怀着忐忑不安的心情走进了家门。放下了书包,向大房间走去。我看见妈妈正好坐在床头看电视,笑眯眯地看着我...
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从小到大,老师和父母都教育我要诚实,不能撒谎。但是现在我却学会了“撒谎”。小的时候,妈妈常对我说什么边吃饭边讲话会变成哑巴,360问答什么撒谎会被雷劈,什均故看飞财长么不听大人的...
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小朋友相信你们一定看红良察握聚脚值盐身绿过英国著名的作家詹姆斯.巴里写的《小飞侠彼得潘》吧!看过这本书的人都是快乐的,开心的。因为这本书的内容生动、具体、还非常有趣,有意思。这一...
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去百度文库,查看完整内容>内容来自用户:慨忻《狐假虎威》评课《狐假虎威》是一则经来自典的寓言故事,故事讲的是狡猾的狐狸是借着老虎的威风把百兽吓跑的。全文语言生动有趣,非常适合阅读...
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有没有关于增强记忆或者是背单词的英语**?
告诉你的方法,或许你不相信,但是是我亲身尽几品局收外斯经历.依靠外界来方法增强记忆力不是很现实.我两年前我一直为自己无法记住单词也苦恼,于是希千宣花传乐指灯举尔沿苗望找一种锻炼记...
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苏教版六年级下册语文练习册答案12课
一.选出字含块屋粉司正确的读音和汉字跳来。轻盈yíng薄báo膜矿藏c翻评出áng特殊shū辨别奥秘飞蛾习惯二.选字填空。地的得的的得得地三.按要求完成练习。1.请你写出几个表示...
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关于自救的作文,1200~1500字,两小时内回答,必有来自重谢
自我保护在**上,要学会自我保护,来听听我自我保护的故事吧!有两篇片段1:去年暑假的一天,我独自在家。一个人按响了门铃360问答,我从门眼里一看,是一位我不认识的叔叔。“叔和满始...
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《狐假**》讲的伤早能轮跳属良法是狐狸凭自己的智谋逃出了虎口。后来都用来比喻依仗别人的势力欺压人。狡猾的狐狸凭借老虎的威风,在森林中吓唬别人。《狐假**》内容详情如下:在茂密的森...
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学生习作心理活动描写片段1、第一次跳水(片段)我站在跳台上,向台下一看,只见下面水花飞溅。我好像是一个巨人,周围的建筑物都360问答变得矮小了,像被我踩在脚下似的一。湛蓝的,水池...
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有一次上思想品德课,革初跟卷劳尔深别量王老师给我们讲要养成劳动的好习惯。老师语重心长地说:“人要是不爱劳动就叫懒惰,懒人是最没出息的。”她接着问同学在家干不干家务活。不知道为什么...
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有一次上思想品德课,王老师给我们讲要养成劳动的好习惯。老师语重心长地南新质常散出乎息去说:“人要是不爱劳动就叫懒惰,懒人是天套械最没出息的。”她接着问同学切副视在家干不干家务活。...
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